• Question: Could heroine cause a zombie apocalypse?

    Asked by bobmarley1234 to Jack, Jon, Tom, Yalda on 19 Mar 2013.
    • Photo: Yalda Javadi

      Yalda Javadi answered on 19 Mar 2013:

      Sssshhhh don’t tell anyone but that’s one of my secret projects that I’m working on.

    • Photo: Tom Branson

      Tom Branson answered on 19 Mar 2013:

      Now I know of Yalda’s “secret” plan, I think I’ll get my cricket bat ready just in case.

    • Photo: Jack Heal

      Jack Heal answered on 19 Mar 2013:

      Not quite, but…
      There is a drug called Desomorphine which is a bit like heroin (cheaper, less of a high) which has the nasty side-effect of rotting your flesh, a bit like a zombie’s flesh. They call it Krokodil (crocodile) because people’s flesh starts to look like a crocodile’s when they take it. It’s pretty grim. Addicts usually die within a year or two, but don’t reanimate.

    • Photo: anon

      anon answered on 19 Mar 2013:

      it makes you very dopey so people taking it might appear zombie-like. As long as most people stay off it, I think we’ll probably be OK. Now Yalda’s blown her cover, we’re actually one step ahead – scientists 1 – zombies 0

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